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For your brief amusement, here's what some writers say about books. And they should know, right?

Definition of a classic: a book which people praise but don't read.

Mark Twain.

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Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book.

Jane Smiley

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If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book.

J.K. Rowling

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One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1000 years. To read is to voyage through time.

Carl Sagan

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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

Neil Gaiman 

Statham on the attack

Here's another quick movie tip before I get back to talking about books and adult beverages.  I recently caught Wrath of Man, starring Jason Statham, at my local multiplex. The film opened in early May, but due to the last gasp (I hope!) of the pandemic, didn't make it to my theater until late June. In any event, I found it to be a smart, interesting action thriller.

Statham plays a guy who gets a job as driver/security officer for an armored car company, and quickly distinguishes himself as really cut out for the job when he almost immediately foils an attempted robbery. Anyway, to make a long story short- and not reveal too much- the audience soon learns that Statham, whose character is simply known as "H" to his colleagues, wanted to get hired by the company in the hopes that a very specific set of robbers would attempt a robbery so that he could confront them (unfortunately, the initial robbery he thwarted involved different crooks than the ones he was looking for).

Why does "H" want to confront that special group of robbers? And why is he so darn comfortable and competent when confronting dangerous outlaws?  That's the foundation of this gritty, entertaining thriller, which I do think could have been about 20% less complicated plot-wise. But the movie never loses you, and you always wonder what will happen next. In the end, Mr. Statham, director Guy Ritchie, and the rest of the film's creative team delivered a nice afternoon at the movies.

Venturing to the movies

As the pandemic has been finally and thankfully waning, I've started to venture back to the movies as theaters have been creakily reopening. Most of the movies out there seem to be things that are already showing on HBO Max, though, but I still managed to find a couple theater-only exclusives that caught my eye.

Back in April I caught The Unholy, a creepy PG-13 possession thriller that I found to be a little better than simply watchable. The clever gimmick here is that the possessing spirit disguises itself as the Virgin Mary and initially inspires people with healings and other miracles. Why? The answers are creative enough to keep you watching.

Even better is the film I caught this Memorial Day weekend: Here Today, starring Billy Crystal (who also directed) and Tiffany Haddish. He plays Charlie, a veteran comedy writer who still has a cool job writing for TV well into his senior citizen-ship and she's Emma, a singer whose modest career in New York has been taking off lately.  The film is about their unlikely friendship and how Emma ultimately helps Charlie through some personal and health issues. 

Don't worry, Here Today is not too heavy, is often very funny, and as a bonus includes many interesting scenes showing how television sketch comedy is created (Charlie works for a show not unlike Saturday Night Live).

Both The Unholy and Here Today aren't huge hits, but both are still in many theaters due to the fact that new films are still slow to appear.  This will probably change as we hit June and July and fresh material arrives more regularly.  But for now these two movies are worth your time if you run across them.

Dark but fun tales

Max Allan Collins is a master of mysteries of all flavors and stripes. He does historical mysteries (his Nate Heller and Disaster series), funny mysteries (the Trash 'n Treasures mysteries he writes with his spouse under their Barbara Allan masthead), violent mysteries (his Quarry novels), etc. So it was no surprise to see that his take on horror stories also feature a variety of flavors, and entertaining ones at that.

In these ten creative and fast-reading stories, we get classic monsters coupled with, respectively, a gangster plot, a tale of a real rock-and-roll legend, a Christmas setting, and an urban legend-type highway story, to name a few offbeat examples. This variety of flavors made for a fun reading experience, as I never knew what kind of mood or scenario was up next.

And while I wouldn't say that the "carnal" aspect referred to in the title is relentless throughout the book, it's certainly not understated, either (to your delight or dismay, take your pick; I guess my positive review tells you where I fell). But it, too, is done creatively. In the case of a female vampire on the rock-and-roll groupie circuit, quite creatively.

If you like horror, decent short-story collections, or both, you can't go wrong with this snappy, enjoyable book of dark tales.

 

Fighting, fighting, always more fighting

I have HBO Max, so I've been paying attention to all these 2021 movies that, due to a corporate decision in the face of the pandemic, have been premiering simultaneously on that service and in theaters. It's kind of funny that some of the movies have been Oscar contenders like Judas and the Black Messiah (a very good movie, by the way) and some of them have been popcorn fare like this. But, hey, entertainment is entertainment, whether it's serious or popcorn.

Godzilla vs. Kong is perfectly good fun, though I thought the plot was way more complicated than it needed to be for a movie about two big monsters battling each other. But it's not a huge problem and I went along for the ride. But I hope it's not a huge spoiler to tell you that, like Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, the movie isn't really about the battle highlighted in the title, but about other stuff.

Anyway, this movie was decent fun, and will only be more so if you have a really big TV screen to watch it on. HBO Max also features the movies leading up to it: the 2014 and 2019 Godzilla movies and 2017's Kong: Skull Island, which I thought was good in itself, but got extra credibility due to Brie Larsen and Samuel L. Jackson doing their best to elevate the whole affair. You don't need to watch those earlier movies to enjoy this one, but- as they say- it helps.

A busy detective

In this fine, involving crime novel, Lawrence Block's unofficial private investigator Matthew Scudder takes on a missing persons case, falls in love, and on his own starts investigating a sad tragedy involving one of his friends at Alcoholics Anonymous.

All three plot lines are compelling, with the love story being particularly effective because it's interesting and sweet on its own, but also gives the reader pleasant time outs from the dark, gritty investigative details we're used to seeing in this series. Shudder has had relationships before, but Mr. Block extra feeling and depth into this one.

Also adding richness to the book is Scudder's continued efforts to remain sober, which he sees as both a challenge and something to be fascinated by. He's always thinking about his drinking days- what he drank, where he drank, why he drank, etc.- and often seems amazed that something that was so central to his existence before is now something that he pretty much is fine with doing without now. He does remain vigilant, though, and frequent participation at AA meetings are regular parts of these books.

I'm about halfway through the Matthew Scudder series now, and still very much look forward to starting each one. The entire series is available in print, on Kindle, and on unabridged audio.

Satisfying

 

Kendra Elliot's The Last Sister was a decent, polished page-turner, no more or no less. I enjoyed it, so there's nothing to complain about. I also got to read it for free on my Kindle because I'm an Amazon Prime member. Well, I do pay for Amazon Prime, but you get the idea.

A violent double murder with hate-crime overtones shakes the residents of a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When the employer and friend of one of the murder victims doesn't feel that the local police are investigating the crimes with proper diligence, she calls the FBI. 

The rest of the book is basically the FBI working with the town's police department to solve the murders. After some initial resentment, the local sheriff and police department end up working well with the Feds, which made the book more enjoyable. Federal and local law enforcement don't always have to knock heads. Also, a romance blooms between FBI agent Zander Wells and local resident Emily Mills, the young woman and diner owner who discovered her friend/employee and her husband dead at their home when her friend didn't show up for work at the diner.

Anyway, I can go on about the story, but you'll enjoy this fast, enjoyable thriller more if you discover its modest pleasures for yourself. Besides the crime investigation and the romance, the story has a decent array of colorful supporting characters (mostly among the town's residents) and the town has some dark history, including an old violent crime that might be connected to the new ones, which lends additional mood and drama to the proceedings.

Apparently The Last Sister is currently book one of three of the author's Columbia River series. Again, this one was good, so I'll probably check out the other books in this series before too long.