You just might be a redneck if...
...you have more fingers than you do teeth.
...you cut your grass and find a car.
...you consider Denny's a fancy restaurant.
...your best suit contains more than five colors.
...your age is higher than your I.Q.
...your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
...you have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
...your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
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