Saturday chuckle

A guy is reading his newspaper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

"Yow!" he yells. "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

"Jeez, honey," he replies. "Remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."

Feeling badly, the wife apologizes and walks away.

Three days later the guy's reading his paper as usual when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with the frying pan again.

Seeing stars, he asks, "Now what was that for?"

"Your horse called," she says.