If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

When love fades

Last night my buddy was sitting on his sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen...

"What would you like for dinner, my love... chicken, beef, or lamb?"

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

"You're having soup, moron," she replied. "I was talking to the dog."

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