Man's best friend, part two

Five more reasons why some men have dogs and not wives:

6) If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

7) A dog will let you put a studded collar around its neck without calling you a pervert.

8) If your dog smells another dog on you when you come home, it won't get mad, just think it's kind of interesting.

9) Dogs actually like to ride in the bed of your truck.

And last but not least...

10) If your dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.