Five reasons why some men have dogs and not wives:
1) The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
2) Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3) Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4) Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5) You never have to wait for a dog. They're at the door and ready to go out twenty-four hours a day.
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It's true, exept that dog notice when you call them with another dog name.
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