At a recent family gathering, here's one that my seven year-old nephew told to his slightly younger nephews and niece (so please consider the source):
Nephew: Knock, knock!
Other kids: Who's there?
Nephew: Banana!
Other kids: Banana who?
Nephew: Knock, knock!
Other kids: Who's there?
Nephew: Banana!
Other kids (getting impatient): Banana who??
Nephew: Knock, knock!
Other kids (getting really impatient now): Who's there??
Nephew: Banana!
Other kids: Banana who??
Nephew; Knock, knock!
Other kids (now exasperated): Who's there???
Nephew: Orange!
Other kids: Orange who??
Nephew: Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
I guess you had to be there. I thought it was cute.
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