When dads read books...

On this fine September day, here are a few "dad jokes" about our favorite pastime of reading.

I read a thriller in Braille. You can really feel the suspense.

I read a book about submarine construction. It was riveting.

I'm reading a book about adhesives. It has me glued to my seat.

I've written a book on penguins. In hindsight, using paper would have been better.

My friend was recently seriously hurt when a huge pile of books fell on him. Of course, he only had his shelf to blame.

Whenever I read a comic book I always tear the last page out. I like to draw my own conclusions.

I saw a book on how to resolve 50% of your problems, so I bought two.

That's it for now. Enjoy these nice autumn days!