If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Monday, February 24, 2020

February smiles


Courtesy of grammarly.com, here are a few amusing (I thought) jokes and observations about books:

Why did the Romanian stop reading for the night?

To give his Bucharest.

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Never judge a book by its movie. -- J.W. Eagan

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What's the difference between a boring person and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

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Woman to a man hiding in a clothes dresser: What are you doing in that wardrobe?

Man: Narnia business!

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Enjoy the rest of your day!

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