Until I get back to posts of more frequency and substance (honest, there ARE things going on in my mind), here are a few clever bits I gathered from around the internet. I hope you get some modest enjoyment out of these little nuggets of wisdom and fun.
My wife and I had words. But I didn't get to use mine.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Definition of frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.
A friend called a phone number and heard the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am currently making some changes in my life, so please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find any.
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