As a final farewell to Halloween, let's take a look at the top ten reasons that trick or treating is better than sex...
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can just wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes that you're someone else, because you are.
5) Twenty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) There's less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex...
1) You can do the whole neighborhood!
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