Divine Scrabble

Hmmmmm, maybe life isn't all random stuff, and there's a guiding force quietly shaping things from behind the scenes. Otherwise, how do you explain the following...

If you take the word PRESBYTERIAN and rearrange its letters, you get this: BEST IN PRAYER.

The letters in ASTRONOMER can be rearranged into MOON STARER.

The letters in DESPERATION can be turned into A ROPE ENDS IT.

Rearrange the letters in THE EYES and you get THEY SEE.

This one goes back a few years, but is still cute. With a little re-ordering of its letters, GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE.

Start off with THE MORSE CODE, switch the letters around, and you get HERE COME DOTS.

Here's a particularly good one. With a little rearranging, the letters of DORMITORY become DIRTY ROOM.

Start with SLOT MACHINES, move a few letters around, and you get CASH LOST IN ME. Another good one!

With a little letter jumbling, ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY.

Another funny one: when you move the letters of ELECTION RESULTS around, you come up with LIES- LET'S RECOUNT.

With a little letter shuffling, SNOOZE ALARMS turns into ALAS! NO MORE Z'S.

A DECIMAL POINT can be rearranged into I'M A DOT IN PLACE.

THE EARTHQUAKES can be turned into THAT QUEER SHAKE.

Another clever one: the letters of ELEVEN PLUS TWO can be moved around to become TWELVE PLUS ONE.

Of course, I had to save the best one for last: If you start off with MOTHER IN LAW, you can move its letters around to form... (drum roll, please)...
WOMAN HITLER. Gotta love that one.

Isn't it reassuring to know that a mysterious power has seen to it that divine guidance and the secret truths of the universe are available all around us if we only take the time to be more observant?