Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Here are a few ponderables and general observations you may find interesting, courtesy of Aaron Karo's clever website, Ruminations.com...
You know you're getting old when you look outside, notice it's raining, and your first thought is, "That'll do the lawn some good."
My grandmother just asked me if you can send e-mail on Sundays.
I wish women came equipped with progress bars so I could see how close I am to scoring.
If that Harry Potter theme park doesn't have a souvenir shop called VoldeMart, that's just a crying shame.
Why has America dumbed down? Because smart people wear condoms.
Some people would consider me broke. I like to think of myself as immune to market fluctuations.
Kids today will never understand the precise skill it took to skip or rewind a song and stop right at the perfect spot on a cassette tape.
Wheaties: the breakfast of champions and the dinner of the unemployed.
When my toast gets stuck, I imagine I'm playing Operation.
Receipts are just short stories about how stupid you are with money.