More silliness from around the web, to further brighten the short work week:
Don't worry: your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
Just remember, the squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease... sometimes it gets replaced.
Sex on TV won't hurt you... unless you fall off.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives everyone the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
How can there be self-help "groups"?