I took a day off from work yesterday to get a few things done with my wife, and we spotted this on the menu of the breakfast joint where we stopped:
If your meal isn't served in five minutes... it might be another five minutes. Relax, this isn't a train station.
The lack of phony "the customer is king" rhetoric was refreshing and brought grins. There were several other comments of similar stripe scattered throughout the menu, and I'll have to write a few down next time and share them.
Hey, the food's good, so we can put up with the Don Rickles routine.