If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Disgraceful

Bad, bad, bad bumper stickers seen in my travels:

Hey, I may have Alzheimer's, but you know... at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Losing a husband can be hard... in my case it was almost impossible.

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