Bad, bad, bad bumper stickers seen in my travels:
Hey, I may have Alzheimer's, but you know... at least I don't have Alzheimer's!
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Losing a husband can be hard... in my case it was almost impossible.