Courtesy of grammarly.com, here are a few amusing (I thought) jokes and observations about books:
Why did the Romanian stop reading for the night?
To give his Bucharest.
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Never judge a book by its movie. -- J.W. Eagan
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What's the difference between a boring person and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
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Woman to a man hiding in a clothes dresser: What are you doing in that wardrobe?
Man: Narnia business!
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Enjoy the rest of your day!