This one is mildly politically incorrect, but if we all relax a little it's kinda funny...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a bad day."
"Yeah", the guy replies as he downs the first of his drinks. "I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The very next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong this time, the guy says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Geez, doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The guy says, "Yeah, my wife!"
