On this fine Friday, I present for your amusement a few puns, gathered from around the internet, to help you make it through the workday...
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but her loved her still.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class. It was determined to be a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Did you hear about the Buddist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal:
transcend dental medication.
Atheism in a non-prophet organization.
