If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

A second of fun


Nothing heavy at the moment, just three silly book-related jokes.  Enjoy (I hope).

Bookworm #1: Can I borrow a bookmark?

Bookworm #2: Bookmark? You mean a quitter strip?

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Book #1: You look so much thinner!

Book #2: Thanks! I had my appendix removed.

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Overheard from Sean Connery: A book fell on my head.  I can only blame my shelf.

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Okay, sorry for all of the above.  More serious stuff on the way shortly.

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