Friday, March 13, 2015
Signs of the times
On this fine Friday in March, here are some amusing signs that were recently spotted in front of local bars...
Come on in! We have free beer, topless bartenders, and false advertising.
We do not serve women. You must bring your own.
If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance.
Come in and meet your future ex-wife.
Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich that some guy on "Yelp" ever had in his life.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix, so don't drink and derive.
I also just noticed that it's Friday the 13th, so maybe I'll try to come up with some kind of funny bad luck-themed post. But probably not.