A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Somewhat funny

On this fine Friday, I present for your amusement a few puns, gathered from around the internet, to help you make it through the workday...

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but her loved her still.

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class. It was determined to be a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Did you hear about the Buddist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal:
transcend dental medication.

Atheism in a non-prophet organization.

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