If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Somewhat funny

On this fine Friday, I present for your amusement a few puns, gathered from around the internet, to help you make it through the workday...

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but her loved her still.

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class. It was determined to be a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Did you hear about the Buddist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal:
transcend dental medication.

Atheism in a non-prophet organization.