If we stream all our movies and download all our books, what's left to ask for as a Christmas gift?

If we stream all our movies and download all our books, what's left to ask for as a Christmas gift?

Friday, June 8, 2012

Diversions

To help you kick off the weekend, here are a few more puns, along with another completely unrelated photograph of a pretty woman.  Enjoy!

We're going on a trip to the Coca-Cola factory.  I hope there isn't a pop quiz.

PMS jokes aren't funny... period.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I got a job at a bakery because I needed dough.

Velcro- what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again?  Oh, deer!