If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Diversions

To help you kick off the weekend, here are a few more puns, along with another completely unrelated photograph of a pretty woman.  Enjoy!

We're going on a trip to the Coca-Cola factory.  I hope there isn't a pop quiz.

PMS jokes aren't funny... period.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I got a job at a bakery because I needed dough.

Velcro- what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again?  Oh, deer!