A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Silliness


Let's put the sophistication and adult cynicism away for a while. For now, it's time for Jokes You Can Tell Your Kids, Part One. Let's take it away...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why is the sand wet?

Because the sea weed.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Hide her nightgown.

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How do you make an elephant float?

Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and an elephant.

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What do cannibals do at a wedding?

They toast the bride and groom.

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More to come! But not many more, I promise.

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