Let's put the sophistication and adult cynicism away for a while. For now, it's time for Jokes You Can Tell Your Kids, Part One. Let's take it away...
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
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Why is the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
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How do you make antifreeze?
Hide her nightgown.
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How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and an elephant.
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What do cannibals do at a wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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More to come! But not many more, I promise.
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