A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Friday, September 23, 2011

More silliness


Okay, it's time to move on to more adult concerns, but first, as promised, I'll quickly post a bit of silliness entitled, Jokes You Can Tell Your Kids, Part Two. And then we'll be done with it.

What do you give a seasick elephant?

Plenty of room.

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What did the shy pebble say?

I wish I were a little boulder.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a leaky boat?

About halfway.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

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Why did the lady blush when she walked past the chicken coop?

She heard fowl language.

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That's it for now, honest. Still, you might want to try out a few of these on your kids. You'll probably give them a laugh or two.

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