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If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Monday, August 29, 2011

This just in...


Results are now conclusive:

When you drink vodka over ice, you can develop kidney failure.

When you drink rum over ice, you can develop liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, you can develop heart problems.

When you drink gin over ice, you can develop memory problems.

So, warn all your friends: Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

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