A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Spread 'em

Statistics just released by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) detail the variety of discoveries made by TSA airport screening personnel since the beginning of the year. Here's what these meticulously-trained professionals have identified:

Terrorist plots: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid cases: 3,172

Enlarged prostates: 8,249

Breast implants 59,350 (or 118,700 if counted as individual breasts)

Natural blondes: 3

Your tax dollars at work!

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