Statistics just released by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) detail the variety of discoveries made by TSA airport screening personnel since the beginning of the year. Here's what these meticulously-trained professionals have identified:
Terrorist plots: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid cases: 3,172
Enlarged prostates: 8,249
Breast implants 59,350 (or 118,700 if counted as individual breasts)
Natural blondes: 3
Your tax dollars at work!
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