A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Friday, August 12, 2011

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Statistics just released by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) detail the variety of discoveries made by TSA airport screening personnel since the beginning of the year. Here's what these meticulously-trained professionals have identified:

Terrorist plots: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid cases: 3,172

Enlarged prostates: 8,249

Breast implants 59,350 (or 118,700 if counted as individual breasts)

Natural blondes: 3

Your tax dollars at work!

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