A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

More ponderables

On this fine Thursday, here are a few more age-old questions for you to ponder...

Why is it when you give someone your opinion, you're "putting your two cents in", but when someone asks for your opinion, they only offer "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do we press harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are weak?

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