Monday, November 22, 2010
On this fine Monday, we offer this Fairy Tale for the Modern Man:
Once upon a time, a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “ Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “No!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after, riding motorcycles, going fishing and hunting, playing golf, dating women half his age, drinking beer and scotch, having tons of money in the bank, leaving the toilet seat up, and scratching his crotch whenever he wanted.