Here's a little silliness, gathered from around the web, to help you coast into the Thanksgiving holiday:
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
When you think you have someone eating out of your hand, count your fingers.
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to stand on the sidelines and clap as they go by.
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.