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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Today's pharmacology report

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. For example, the pain reliever with the trade name Tylenol was later given the generic name Acetaminophen, and Advil was later paired with the generic title Ibuprofin. Along these lines, after careful consideration, the FDA recently announced that for the popular drug Viagra, it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

In related news, Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. This means that it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, despite the Pepsi connection, the product couldn't be referred to as a "soft drink", and it also gives new meaning to the terms "cocktail", "highball", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage under the following nam: "MOUNT & DO".

One final thought on this topic: Presently, there is significantly more money being spent on breast implant technology and Viagra research than on Alzheimer's prevention. This means that by 2040, there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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  1. Do you prefer Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
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