Thursday, September 16, 2010
A new U.S. Army captain is assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the desert in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of his new outfit, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
Curious, he asks his sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant replies, "Well, sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women, and, uh, sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly the camel."
"Hmmmmm," the captain says. "I can't say that I exactly condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the captain starts having his own urges. After a moment's hesitation, he asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the captain stands on it, pulls his pants down, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the sergeant, "Ha, I suppose that's how the men do it, too, right?"
"No, not really, sir," the sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."