The economy is so bad that...
...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
...I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
...CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
...parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
...Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
...Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
...the Mafia is laying off judges and BP Oil has laid off 25 congressmen.