If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be reading. Please don't need me.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Ahoy

Did you hear about the pirate who sold corn at the farmers market?

It went for a buck-an-ear.

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Did you hear about the pirate ship that shipwrecked with a cargo of red and blue paint?

It got marooned.

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