Some son-in-law

A man and his mother-in-law visit Jerusalem, and while they are there the mother-in-law passes away. Following the funeral, the funeral director says to the man, "For $150 we can bury your mother-in-law here, or for $5000 we can ship her back home to be buried."

"Oh I will definitely have her shipped back home," the man replies, "because if I remember correctly, a while back a man was buried here and after three days he came back to life".