Because I can't give you a nuanced review or enlightening piece of news every day, here are a few cute one-liners that you nevertheless still might enjoy a little...
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth. How about a "Fountain of Smart"?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.